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"I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages."
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"I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages."
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"It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone."
World
"Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam."
Thought
"There's nothing better than a good, blind referee."
Blind
"The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it."
Money
"A friend in need is a pest."
Friendship
"I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job."
Love
"There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western."
Music
"I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages."
Successful
"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"
State
"If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric."
Poor
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