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"I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages."
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"I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages."
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"The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it."
Money
"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"
State
"You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat."
Voice
"If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric."
Poor
"Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post."
Limit
"I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job."
Love
"You can win, it'll just cost you some money."
Money
"It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone."
World
"A friend in need is a pest."
Friendship
"There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western."
Music
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