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"I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages."
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"I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages."
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"You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat."
Voice

"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"
State

"There's nothing better than a good, blind referee."
Blind

"It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone."
World

"Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam."
Thought

"I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages."
Successful

"There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western."
Music

"You can win, it'll just cost you some money."
Money

"I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job."
Love

"The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it."
Money
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