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"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."

"Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?"

"Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it."

"I'm here to tell you the coffee was hot, the orange juice was cold, New York's still there and Reagan National is back."

"Townes van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."
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"I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up."
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