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"It's really live television, the way God meant it to be."

Bruce Vilanch, American Comedian

God, Television

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"It's really live television, the way God meant it to be."

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"I mean, when I started out I was billing per hour, like a shrink because you would sit with somebody and work. But most of it, if it's for a live show it's usually a buy-out. A flat fee."

"Eddie Izzard is absolutely brilliant. I would love to write something for him."

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"They make a humongous profit, but the people that work on the shows don't get paid a lot because they're working on the Oscars show. It's the biggest show in the world."

"It's the biggest party in the world, and you have to keep the whole thing percolating, which is difficult because a lot of awards most people don't care about."

"It's really live television, the way God meant it to be."

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