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"Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind."

"Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things."

"When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black hat - which isn't there."

"Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us."

"A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'"

"You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind."
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"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"

"If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric."
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