"Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him...."

Satire, Humor, Truth, Cynicism, Sarcasm

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"Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him...."

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"Genuinity is mother of stupidity."

Vikrmn, Indian Author

Satire, Stupidity, Mother, Truth, Irony

"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."

Ambrose Bierce, American Journalist

Satire, Humor, Religion, Ignorance, Critique

"Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry."

John Steinbeck, American Author

Satire, Depression, Poverty, Humor, Survival

"The difficulty with humourists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't whichever seems likelier to win an effect."

John Updike, American Novelist

Satire, Humor, Irony, Belief, Manipulation

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."

Mark Twain, American Author

Satire, God, War, Americans, Geography

"You're not allowed to call them dinosaurs any more," said Yo-less. "It's speciesist. You have to call them pre-petroleum persons."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

Satire, Truth, Power, Today, Life

"Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away; A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his country."

George Byron, Scottish Poet

Satire, Chivalry, Country, Right, Spain

"I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am."

Fakeer Ishavardas, Indian Spiritual Leader

Satire, Humor, Ego, Truth, Delusion

"Oh, brothers! I don't care for brothers. My elder brother won't die, and my younger brothers seem never to do anything else."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

Satire, Happiness, Regret, Society, Life

"To begin with, I dined there on Monday, and once a week is quite enough to dine with one's own relations."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

Satire, Family, Dining, Irony, Emotion

Explore more quotes by Christopher Moore

"Rivera rubbed his temples. 'Satan told you to do it?' he said wearily.'No.''Elvis?''I told you, it's supernatural."

Supernatural

"I'm feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another."

Imagination

"There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon."

Chaos

"As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be hamstrung in the middle of working on something."

Writing

"On the radio, turned low, Reba sang of hard times with the full authority of a cross-eyed redheaded millionaire."

Music

"If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them."

Psychology

"I gave you all!' screeched Lear, waving a palsied claw at Regan.'And you took your bloody time giving it, too, you senile old fuck,' said Regan."

Family

"Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong."

Critique

"Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit."

Hope

"The Painting is not shit,' said Lucien.'I know,' said Henri. 'That was just part of the subterfuge. I am of royal lineage; subterfuge is one of the many talents we carry in our blood, along with guile and hemophilia."

Deception