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"Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami."
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"First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle."
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"Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school."
Life
"Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.'"
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"I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed."
Woman
"Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'"
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"Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House."
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"What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'"
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"We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray."
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"Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami."
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"Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions."
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"I have more care to staythan will to go."
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"I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears."
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"You celebrate what works and you take tender care of what doesn't, with lotion, polish, and kindness."
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"I would like to sing someone to sleep,to sit beside someone and be there.I would like to rock you and sing softlyand go with you to and from sleep.I would like to be the one in the housewho knew: The night was cold.And I would like to listen in and listen outinto you, into the world, into the woods.The clocks shout to one another striking,and one sees to the bottom of time.And down below one last, strange man walks byand rouses a strange dog.And after that comes silence.I have laid my eyes upon you wide;and they hold you gently and let you gowhen something stirs in the dark."
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"Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing."
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"To be idle and to be poor have always been reproaches, and therefore every man endeavors with his utmost care to hide his poverty from others, and his idleness from himself."
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"Just handle the books gently and you'll get along fine."
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"Nothing you build will ever last without a lot of tender-loving-care (TLC)."
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"I don't care if you are religious or not and I think the message is that at the end of the day, everybody has to mature and everybody has to heal and mend their own injuries, emotional injuries, on their own pace."
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"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."
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