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"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."
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"I may be as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."

"I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. For I, who am curious about each, am not curious about God - I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least."

"Happy is he who has gained the wealth of divine thoughts, wretched is he whose beliefs about the gods are dark."
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"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."

"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."

"A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know."

"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."
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