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"I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great."
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"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor
"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."
Night
"I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV."
Movies
"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."
Teenager
"That's life when you're on the D-list."
Life
"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown."
Love
"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."
Time
"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."
Life
"I am in love with Larry David."
Love
"It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month."
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"I think that's the thing. I don't want to date a celebrity. I want to date a normal person. So I'm looking for a normal person."
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"My pastor said, Just because you were a celebrity doesn't mean you're supposed to be a celebrity now."
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"If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic."
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"Celebrity and secrets don't go together. The bastards will get you in the end."
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"Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon."
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"I've been that celebrity on the red carpet, and I appreciate that something hasn't got to just look good from the front, from the back, it's got to look good at all angles."
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"I've always felt that celebrity was wonderful for a lot of the perks that it could give you."
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"So many celebrity websites you go to are so sterile that you know they just pay somebody to do it and there's not even an ounce of them in it."
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"I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity."
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"One U.S. hit single and a hit T Shirt in 1985 does not a celebrity make."
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