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"I was the first celebrity in pictures to be marrying a titled European."

"I don't think I'm a celebrity. A chimpanzee could have done what I did."

"It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along."

"You have to remember that when you are a performer you become a celebrity, but you are not saving lives. It's not that important."

"I think that's the thing. I don't want to date a celebrity. I want to date a normal person. So I'm looking for a normal person."

"I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore.'"

"One U.S. hit single and a hit T Shirt in 1985 does not a celebrity make."

"Celebrity is a weird appendage, which is useless unless you do something with it."

"The bump I was trying to hide could be the future king of England."
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"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."

"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."

"I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard."
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