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"I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great."
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"Celebrity is a weird appendage, which is useless unless you do something with it."
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"A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know."
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"So, I didn't get moved up because of celebrity status or anything like that. I got in line, and I passed the test. And they realized that I was sick enough, and as soon as the liver became available, I got one."
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"The bump I was trying to hide could be the future king of England."
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"I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great."
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"I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy."
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"Isn't it amazing how celebrity status preempts even the most ingrained hatreds?"
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"So many celebrity websites you go to are so sterile that you know they just pay somebody to do it and there's not even an ounce of them in it."
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"Involvement in public affairs is a legitimate use of celebrity."
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"I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore.'"
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"I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV."
Movies
"I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great."
Celebrity
"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."
Help
"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
Act
"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."
Teenager
"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
Food
"That's life when you're on the D-list."
Life
"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."
Time
"I am in love with Larry David."
Love
"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
Humor
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