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"I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets."
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"Woman is a vulgar animal from whom man has created an excessively beautiful ideal."

"If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?"
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"There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount."


"Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people."


"All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person."


"Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable."


"World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us."
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