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"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants."

Kevin James, American Comedian

Day, Man, Thanksgiving

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"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants."

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"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants."

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