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"A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated."
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"The world system is employment."

"Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays."

"Work was intended not to give a man a reason to live, but rather to give him a means to live."

"Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work."
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"In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop."

"The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon."

"Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk."

"A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."

"For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting."
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