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"My biggest musical influences are probably my parents."
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"For a while we lived in a tent we'd pitched inside his parents' house and we slept on pillows."
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"Usually I'll go to San Diego to hang out with my parents if I want to unwind."
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"A child who is allowed to be disrespectful to his parents will not have true respect for anyone."
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"Since the child knew his parents would give in, he tried the same trick again and again."
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"The remoteness of my parents from the schools, so unfashionable today, was often painful for me, but I learned early to deal with an outside and sometimes hard world."
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"I was also interested in chemistry, but my parents were not willing to buy me a chemistry set."
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"My parents regarded school teachers as higher beings, as did many immigrants."
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"Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer."
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"My parents own a restaurant in Albuquerque."
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"My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything."
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"You cannot be this successful without having God on your side."
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"I believed in God my whole life."
Life

"I had no blood relatives till I made some."
Blood

"Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic."
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"I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann."
People

"When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids."
Kids

"Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!"
People

"There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed."
People

"I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God."
God
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