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"We share responsibility. It's important to have a good spouse; that's where I sympathize with single parents."

"I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

"When I was a little kid, I used to really embarrass my parents."

"My parents were absolutely delighted that I knew what I wanted to do."

"I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium."

"I don't think any child could really be happy between five and eight away from their parents."

"My parents have always been offended by my weight, embarrassed maybe. It didn't fit with their sensibilities."
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"Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!"

"I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God."

"There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed."

"I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann."

"Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic."
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