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"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."
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"The confidence in another man's virtue is no light evidence of a man's own, and God willingly favors such a confidence."

"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it."
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"Reagan was all about America, and you talked about it. Obama is, 'We are above that now. We're not just parochial, we're not just chauvinistic, we're not just provincial. We stand for something.' I mean, in a way, Obama's standing above the country, above - above the world. He's sort of God. He's going to bring all different sides together."

"God didn't make a mistake when He made you. You need to see yourself as God sees you."

"God is created by the brain and can also be destroyed by the brain. But this way 'Love' doesn't exist either, because it also is the result of molecular interaction within the brain. Love is a result of complex and mind-blowing interactions between neurotransmitters like Oxytocin, Dopamine, Serotonin, Endorphins and the reward center of the brain. Does this mean we should downright stop loving our family or friends? Since there is no existence of actual 'Love', should we just deny what our heart feels for our beloved ones? Whatever the answer is, the same goes for the faith upon divine existence. Only one thing to remember " Love gives life, so should faith."
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"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."


"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."


"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."


"I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them."
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