top of page
Quote_1.png
Steven Wright

"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."

Standard 
 Customized
"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."

Exlpore more God quotes

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"It's a struggle for every young Black man. You know how it is, only God can judge us."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"God wills to be displayed and known and loved and cherished and worshiped."

God,
Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"The confidence in another man's virtue is no light evidence of a man's own, and God willingly favors such a confidence."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it."

God,
Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Reagan was all about America, and you talked about it. Obama is, 'We are above that now. We're not just parochial, we're not just chauvinistic, we're not just provincial. We stand for something.' I mean, in a way, Obama's standing above the country, above - above the world. He's sort of God. He's going to bring all different sides together."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"God didn't make a mistake when He made you. You need to see yourself as God sees you."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"God is created by the brain and can also be destroyed by the brain. But this way 'Love' doesn't exist either, because it also is the result of molecular interaction within the brain. Love is a result of complex and mind-blowing interactions between neurotransmitters like Oxytocin, Dopamine, Serotonin, Endorphins and the reward center of the brain. Does this mean we should downright stop loving our family or friends? Since there is no existence of actual 'Love', should we just deny what our heart feels for our beloved ones? Whatever the answer is, the same goes for the faith upon divine existence. Only one thing to remember " Love gives life, so should faith."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god."

Explore more quotes by Steven Wright

Quote_1.png
Steven Wright
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
Quote_1.png
Steven Wright
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
Quote_1.png
Steven Wright
"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
Quote_1.png
Steven Wright
"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"
Quote_1.png
Steven Wright
"If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell."
Quote_1.png
Steven Wright
"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."
Quote_1.png
Steven Wright
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
Quote_1.png
Steven Wright
"Why isn't the word 'phonetically spelled with an 'f?"
Quote_1.png
Steven Wright
"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."
Quote_1.png
Steven Wright
"I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them."
bottom of page