"Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on."

Illusion, Humor, Family, Children, Chaos

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"Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on."

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"Why struggle to open a door between us when the whole wall is an illusion?"

Rumi, Persian Poet

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"When they say that, 'God takes avatar (reincarnates)' is incorrect. He is known as an avatari when last two or three incarnations (before Moksha) remain. God does not have the ability at all to do karma! Man does not have that ability either. It is due to illusion that he feels 'I did it'!"

Dada Bhagwan, Indian Spiritual Leader

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"Almost every single thing you hope publication will do for you is a fantasy, a hologram--it's the eagle on your credit card that only seems to soar."

Anne Lamott, American Author

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"Most worldly goals for so-called success are soul traps similar to quicksand."

Bryant McGill, American Poet

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"Its Barnum & Bailey world just as phony as it can be,But it would't be make-believe if you believed in me."

Haruki Murakami, Japanese Writer

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"Trying to get prosperity through laying of hands is running after shadows."

Sunday Adelaja, Nigerian Author

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"Moha (illusory vision) means new things keep arising, and one indeed sees new things; and he remains engrossed in them."

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"For I do not exist: there exist but the thousands of mirrors that reflect me. With every acquaintance I make, the population of phantoms resembling me increases. Somewhere they live, somewhere they multiply. I alone do not exist."

Vladimir Nabokov, American Novelist

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"You, sir, are the most phantom-like of all; you are a mere dream."

Charlotte Bronte, British Novelist

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"It is an illusion that money brings happiness."

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"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

Success

"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."

Nothing

"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years.""

Time

"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

Car

"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

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"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."

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"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."

Old

"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."

Family

"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."

Mind

"There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say 'Yes I've got dreams of course I've got dreams.' Then they put the box away and bring it out once in a while to look in it and yep they're still there. These are great dreams but they never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line to hold them up and say 'How good or how bad am I?' That's where courage comes in."

Transformation