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Wanda Sykes

"It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people."

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"It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people."

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"Government is a contrivance of human wisdom to provide for human wants. People have the right to expect that these wants will be provided for by this wisdom."

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"The United States Constitution has proved itself the most marvelously elastic compilation of rules of government ever written."

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"I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses."

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"I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government."

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"I am concerned about the whole man. I am concerned about what the people, using their government as an instrument and a tool, can do toward building the whole man, which will mean a better society and a better world."

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"You measure a government by how few people need help."

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"It is critical that Democratic candidates, whether they are in New Jersey, or Virginia, or anywhere, emphasize the fact that we can be trusted, and can bring fiscal integrity to our state, local, and national government."

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"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."

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"Americans accept that gangsters are running the government."

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