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"It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people."
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"We need to take command of the solar system to gain that wealth, and to escape the sea of paper our government is becoming, and for some decent chance of stopping a Dinosaur Killer asteroid."
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"In Japan, it becomes a huge issue in terms of not just the government and its protest against the United States, but all different groups and all different peoples in Japan start to protest."
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"While all other sciences have advanced, that of government is at a standstill - little better understood, little better practiced now than three or four thousand years ago."
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"The way I look at it is this, as Republicans, we look for less government interference in our lives."
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"The insurgents are Baathists and Sunnis in Iraq who have as their goal a separate and distinct one of toppling the government that is there and creating their own."
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"No matter where you stand politically - even if you're unsure of what your political ideology is - it is important to take part in the process of shaping our government."
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"It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment."
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"I don't want to remember 2005 as a year that the government heaped unnecessary burdens upon American families. Stealing from the poor and middle class and giving to the rich, while increasing the deficit, is hardly responsible."
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"For, just as it has been said that there is no half-way house between Rome and Reason, so it may be said that there is no half-way house between State Socialism and Anarchism."
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"As our federal government has grown too large and too powerful, the real loss has been the freedom of people to govern their own lives and participate fully in the American dream."
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"It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes."
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"Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire."
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"A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh."
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"I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy."
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"It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians."
People
"But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking."
Men
"I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me."
People
"I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up."
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"If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too."
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"Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it."
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