"I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin."

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"In order that all men may be taught to speak the truth, it is necessary that all likewise should learn to hear it."

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"The man who looks for security, even in the mind, is like a man who would chop off his limbs in order to have artificial ones which will give him no pain or trouble."

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"The dons of Oxford and Cambridge are too busy educating the young men to be able to teach them anything."

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"I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves."

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