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"I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin."
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"A man has generally the good or ill qualities, which he attributes to mankind."
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"Every record that you do man, is sooo different in every way."
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"Speak slowly, Michael. He is an honourable man."
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"When men make themselves into brutes it is just to treat them like brutes."
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"You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year."
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"I have done my duty by the laws of my people and I am sorry my people were led this time by men who were not soldiers and that crimes were committed of which I had no knowledge."
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"Nothing is poetical if plain daylight is not poetical; and no monster should amaze us if the normal man does not amaze."
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"A man ought to read just as inclination leads him, for what he reads as a task will do him little good."
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"A man may build a complicated piece of mechanism, or pilot a steamboat, but not more than five out of ten know how the apple got into the dumpling."
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"The zeal, bravery, and good behavior of the officers and men on the night of June 30, and during July 1, was commendable in the extreme."
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"They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses."
Day
"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest."
Friendship
"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."
Love
"If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor."
Friendship
"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."
Man
"We can afford almost any mistake once."
Mistake
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
Diet
"I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play."
Play
"Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum."
Money
"I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves."
Money
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