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"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."
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"I think that I do separate myself a fair amount. And I don't feel like I am representing women. That's up to however people interpret it once they sort of see it."
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"To win a woman, take her with you to see Dracula."
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"The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave than to the courts for a divorce."
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"In college, I got interested in news because the world was coming apart. The civil rights movement, the antiwar movement, the women's right movement. That focused my radio ambitions toward news."
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"Among seniors, Social Security is the sole source of income for 26 percent of nonmarried women."
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"It was tough trying to figure out how to put on all the women's clothes."
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"I am now concerned with women's issues in a different way: women from Afghanistan, from Cambodia."
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"I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud."
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"I am my own woman."
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"Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness."
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Explore more quotes by Erma Bombeck
"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."
Car
"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
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"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
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"Never order food in excess of your body weight."
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"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."
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"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
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"Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother."
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"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."
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"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
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"It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else."
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