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"Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot."
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Personal Development
"Stop aspiring and start being. The world needs you!"
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Personal Development
"To me, living in the present means being aware of your conscious choice to focus on the past, present or future - it is not necessarily having to focus on the present."
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Personal Development
"The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded."
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Personal Development
"Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel."
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Personal Development
"Plagiarists are always suspicious of being stolen from."
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Personal Development
"Initiative is doing the right thing without being told."
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Personal Development
"Kindness can become its own motive. We are made kind by being kind."
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"So what is discord at one level of your being is harmony at another level."
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"Being prime minister is a lonely job... you cannot lead from the crowd."
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"I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again."
Time
"Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all."
Comedy
"It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it."
Money
"I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much."
Support
"I like getting married, but I don't like being married."
Being
"I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion."
Wife
"I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand."
School
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