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Joan Rivers

"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."

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"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."
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"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
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"It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom."
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"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."
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"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."
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"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."
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"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
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"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
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"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."
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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
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