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Joan Rivers

"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."

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"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."

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Amber Hurdle

"Look and you will find it - what is unsought will go undetected."

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"Every author in some way portrays himself in his works, even if it be against his will."

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Amber Hurdle

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."

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Amber Hurdle

"Our will is always for our own good, but we do not always see what that is."

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Amber Hurdle

"In short I will part with anything for you but you."

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Amber Hurdle

"From the depths of your well, tap your will."

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Amber Hurdle

"If you give, you will be blessed."

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Amber Hurdle

"Do not ask for what you will wish you had not got."

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Amber Hurdle

"When we speak we are afraid our words will not be heard or welcomed. But when we are silent, we are still afraid. So it is better to speak."

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Amber Hurdle

"Whoever feels predestined to see and not to believe will find all believers too noisy and pushy: he guards against them."

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"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."
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"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
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"My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy."
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"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
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"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."
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"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."
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"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."
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"It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom."
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