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Joan Rivers

"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."

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Donna Grant

"Do whatever you will, but first be such as are able to will."

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Donna Grant

"Perhaps it is true that all that happens is in accordance with Your will, and thus it is good. But sometimes You leave blood on Your instruments."

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Donna Grant

"Most successes are unhappy. That's why they are successes - they have to reassure themselves about themselves by achieving something that the world will notice."

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Donna Grant

"Whoever battles with monsters had better see that it does not turn him into a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."

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Donna Grant

"He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike."

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Donna Grant

"One believes others will do what he will do to himself."

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Donna Grant

"We shall all die, and our lives will be irrelevant then."

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Donna Grant

"Those who will bear much, shall have much to bear."

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Donna Grant

"I will listen to anyone's convictions, but pray keep your doubts to yourself."

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Donna Grant

"He who waits to do a great deal of good at once will never do anything."

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Joan Rivers
"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."

Will

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Joan Rivers
"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."

Oil

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Joan Rivers
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

Time

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Joan Rivers
"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."

Love

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Joan Rivers
"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."

God

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Joan Rivers
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

Control

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Joan Rivers
"It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom."

Sex

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Joan Rivers
"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"

Mother

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Joan Rivers
"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

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Joan Rivers
"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."

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