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"There is no off position on the genius switch."
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"Genius might be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way."
"The genius of the American system is that through freedom we have created extraordinary results from plain old ordinary people."
"Genius could be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way, or even to say a simple thing in a simpler way."
"When we allow the genius of simple nature to flow through us we become every genius who has ever lived."
"A man of genius has a right to any mode of expression."
"Genius is another word for magic, and the whole point of magic is that it is inexplicable."
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"We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector."
"Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?"
"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."
"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments."
"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either."
"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."
"New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move."
"The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves."
"Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno."
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