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"Never say never or it becomes a vice, and there you have it, you just did it twice."

"Always be careful of where you run to. When the going gets tough, take it easy and slow down, else you venture into the den of lions."

"Just for you non-sea-god types out there, don't go swimming in New York Harbor. It may not be as filthy as it was in my mom's day, but that water will still probably make you grow a third eye or have mutant children when you grow up."

"Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take."

"Avoid food products containing ingredients that are A) unfamiliar B) unpronounceable C) more than five in number or that include D) high-fructose corn syrup."

"There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice."

"The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself."
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"War kills men, and men deplore the loss; but war also crushes bad principles and tyrants, and so saves societies."

"Moderation is the inseparable companion of wisdom, but with it genius has not even a nodding acquaintance."

"Wealth after all is a relative thing since he that has little and wants less is richer than he that has much and wants more."
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