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"True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't."
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"Do whatever you will, but first be such as are able to will."
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"Whoever battles with monsters had better see that it does not turn him into a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."
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"I will listen to anyone's convictions, but pray keep your doubts to yourself."
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"The ear disapproves but tolerates certain musical pieces; transfer them into the domain of our nose, and we will be forced to flee."
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"Whoever feels predestined to see and not to believe will find all believers too noisy and pushy: he guards against them."
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"The will of God is good, acceptable and perfect."
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"Your will to success supersedes all other wills."
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"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."
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"Look and you will find it - what is unsought will go undetected."
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"You can tell a lot about a person's priorities in life by reading their will."
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"Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel."
Technology

"I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?"
Home

"A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both."
Government

"What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?"
Love

"I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?"
Humor

"Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary."
Hate

"Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both."
Peace

"Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris."
Work

"Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source."
Love

"I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous."
Life
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