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"I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't."
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"I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial."
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"Learn to say "I don't know." If used when appropriate, it will be often."
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"I'm actually one who will encourage directors to cut my lines."
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"He who waits to do a great deal of good at once will never do anything."
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"None so deaf as those that will not hear."
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"If anyone will listen I will continue to sing."
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"What is beautiful is good, and who is good will soon be beautiful."
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"I'm for a drug-free sport and always will be."
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"Nobody will ever notice that. Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big picture."
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"Magna Charta is such a fellow, that he will have no sovereign."
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"Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else."
Kids

"If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want."
Friendship

"Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish."
Personality

"Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand."
People

"They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase."
Actor

"I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem."
Attitude

"The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching."
People

"I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking."
Will

"I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies."
Age

"I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington."
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