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"Been there, done that. I'm sure I've got a T - shirt somewhere to prove it."
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"Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!"
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"Well, Faye, dear, I'm sure Harlow's sorry she didn't think to ask if you'd been eaten by a shark. That's totally on her."
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"Yeah, Hera was definitely channelling her inner Wicked Witch of the West that day."
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"You again, she said, and she did not sound happy."I know, the warrior replied with a heartfelt sigh. "You're so lucky to see me twice in one day. You're honored by my presence, yada, yada, heard it all before. Let's just move on, shall we. I don't handle fawning very well."
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"You have more issues than Reader's Digest."
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"Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?"
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"Sarcasm is a Manchester trait."
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"Look!' said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, 'Someone who cares!"
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"I'd like to do more stuff with less sarcasm."
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"Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death."
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"Liam can't be a rebellious son and expect to be a sentinel at the same time. I won't allow it. Sentinels obey orders. They have to."
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"Lifting his head, he whispered against her wet, throbbing lips, 'Too much? Wasn't that sweet, Consider even. But oh, hell no. She gasped, 'Not enough."
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"What was the point of spying if you couldn't keep it a secret?"
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"She paused and unexpectedly stroked her fingers down the feathers of his neck.He froze. She couldn't know how intimate that seemed, or how sensitive he was to her touch even through the sleek covering of eagle feathers. Pleasure at being petted ran down his spine.He should say something or step away. He did neither. Instead, ever so slightly, he leaned into her touch.It was wrong of him, but his wrong button seemed to be broken, and he didn't care."
Emotion

"Suddenly, she burst out, 'I want to punch her evil, lying face.'Liam caught a flash of hot gold as Dad looked at them, narrow - eyed, in the rearview mirror. Dad said, completely seriously, 'I can make that happen."
Conflict

"I can't get enough of you, he said against her neck. 'When I walk away from you I feel like I've cut myself off from breathing."
Love

"Mom's smiles were the most beautiful thing in the world, and they almost always made things better. They almost even made an early bedtime okay, but not quite."
Family

"Her music ran through him with electric energy, more joyous than anything he could remember and more painful than silver."
Music

"You can have all the right reasons in the world. They don't mean shit, my friend, if what you do causes harm."
Ethics

"Tell me what the fuck you want me to do, and I'll do it."
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