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"Celibacy sucks, no pun intended."
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"The only way for a rich man to be healthy is by exercise and abstinence, to live as if he were poor."
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"Abstinence, being faithful and correct and consistent condom use are the only ways to successfully reach everyone when discussing HIV prevention. I believe that the abstinence message alone does not solve the AIDS epidemic."
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"Celibacy sucks, no pun intended."
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"Abstinence is the great strengthener and clearer of reason."
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"Abstinence from sins is better than seeking help afterwards."
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"A rich man cannot enjoy a sound mind nor a sound body without exercise and abstinence; and yet these are truly the worst ingredients of poverty."
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"A wedding is no way to begin a marriage."
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"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
Intelligence
"Love is like skydiving without a parachute."
Love
"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
Aging
"In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice."
Marriage
"He's just a flash in the pants."
Masculinity
"Expect stupid. It's everywhere."
Cynicism
"Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end."
Marriage
"If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it's probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the roots, you either married it or gave birth to it."
Family
"Sometimes stupid is crime enough."
Judgment
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