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"Celibacy sucks, no pun intended."
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"Abstinence is the great strengthener and clearer of reason."
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"Abstinence, being faithful and correct and consistent condom use are the only ways to successfully reach everyone when discussing HIV prevention. I believe that the abstinence message alone does not solve the AIDS epidemic."
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"Abstinence from sins is better than seeking help afterwards."
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"Celibacy sucks, no pun intended."
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"The only way for a rich man to be healthy is by exercise and abstinence, to live as if he were poor."
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"A rich man cannot enjoy a sound mind nor a sound body without exercise and abstinence; and yet these are truly the worst ingredients of poverty."
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"You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you."
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"In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life."
Persistence

"I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam."
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"Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death."
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"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
Peace

"Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after."
Heartbreak

"In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision."
Risk

"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."
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"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
Intelligence

"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
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