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"Celibacy sucks, no pun intended."
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"The only way for a rich man to be healthy is by exercise and abstinence, to live as if he were poor."

"A rich man cannot enjoy a sound mind nor a sound body without exercise and abstinence; and yet these are truly the worst ingredients of poverty."

"Abstinence, being faithful and correct and consistent condom use are the only ways to successfully reach everyone when discussing HIV prevention. I believe that the abstinence message alone does not solve the AIDS epidemic."

"Abstinence is the great strengthener and clearer of reason."

"Abstinence from sins is better than seeking help afterwards."

"Celibacy sucks, no pun intended."
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"Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your pores."

"Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well."

"And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever."

"Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head."

"Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously."

"He looked from His heavens and saw it was good, the toes and the crows all looked like they should. The bunny was quick, the finch bright as a daisy, the owl flew at night, and the tortoise was lazy."
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