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"I still held fast to my determination to become a minister; it still seemed to me that that was my duty. I had pledged myself, in my prayers I had given my word to God. How could I therefore break my vow?"

"At a certain stage in his evolution, man himself had been able to lay hold upon a higher order of things, which raised him above the level of the beasts that perish, and enabled him to see, at least in the distance, the shining towers of the City of God."

"Tell me who is able to keep his bed chaste, or which goddess is able to live with one god alone?"
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"We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion."

"Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."

"A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary."

"Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything."

"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."

"I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is."
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