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Fred Allen

"Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs."

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"Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs."

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Fred Allen
"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."

College

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Fred Allen
"Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making."

Men

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Fred Allen
"The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference."

Advertising

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Fred Allen
"We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion."

History

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Fred Allen
"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."

Television

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Fred Allen
"Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great."

Actor

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Fred Allen
"The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand."

Time

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Fred Allen
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

People

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Fred Allen
"A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better."

Press

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Fred Allen
"Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent."

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Aberjhani

"God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best."

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Aberjhani

"Religions do a useful thing: they narrow God to the limits of man. Philosophy replies by doing a necessary thing: it elevates man to the plane of God."

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Aberjhani

"I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul."

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Aberjhani

"There's too much tendency to attribute to God the evils that man does of his own free will."

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Aberjhani

"It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God."

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Aberjhani

"Conscience is God present in man."

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Personal Development

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Aberjhani

"God has given you one face, and you make yourself another."

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Personal Development

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Aberjhani

"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."

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Aberjhani

"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him."

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Aberjhani

"Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid."

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