"Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs."

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"Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

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"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."

Abhijit Naskar, Indian Author

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"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

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"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

Chuck Palahniuk, American Novelist

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"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

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"I learned that the purpose of the Twelve Steps is to do the will of God."

Keith Miller, American Author

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"If honest of heart and uprightness before God were lacking or if I did not patiently wait on God for instruction, or if I preferred the counsel of my fellow-men to the declarations of the Word of God, I made great mistakes."

George Muller, English Clergyman

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"I hope in God, I pray on, and look yet for the answer. They are not converted yet, but they will be."

George Muller, English Clergyman

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"A servant of God has but one Master. It ill becomes the servant to seek to be rich, and great, and honored in that world where his Lord was poor, and mean, and despised."

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"When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk."

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"A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

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"Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable."

"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."

"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."

"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."

"I learned that the purpose of the Twelve Steps is to do the will of God."

"If honest of heart and uprightness before God were lacking or if I did not patiently wait on God for instruction, or if I preferred the counsel of my fellow-men to the declarations of the Word of God, I made great mistakes."

"I hope in God, I pray on, and look yet for the answer. They are not converted yet, but they will be."

"A servant of God has but one Master. It ill becomes the servant to seek to be rich, and great, and honored in that world where his Lord was poor, and mean, and despised."

"When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers."

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"If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race."

"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."

"The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi."

"I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin."

"I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap."

"A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done."

"Television is the triumph of machine over people."

"All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it."

"During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk."

"A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."