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"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."
College

"Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making."
Men

"The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference."
Advertising

"We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion."
History

"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."
Television

"Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great."
Actor

"The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand."
Time

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
People

"A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better."
Press

"Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent."
Talent
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"God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best."
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Personal Development

"Religions do a useful thing: they narrow God to the limits of man. Philosophy replies by doing a necessary thing: it elevates man to the plane of God."
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Personal Development

"I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul."
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Personal Development

"There's too much tendency to attribute to God the evils that man does of his own free will."
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Personal Development

"It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God."
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Personal Development

"Conscience is God present in man."
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Personal Development

"God has given you one face, and you make yourself another."
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Personal Development

"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."
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Personal Development

"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him."
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Personal Development

"Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid."
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Personal Development
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