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Fred Allen

"Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs."

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"Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs."

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"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."

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"Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God."

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"Our passionate preoccupation with the sky, the stars, and a God somewhere in outer space is a homing impulse. We are drawn back to where we came from."

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"If the grace of God miraculously operates, it probably operates through the subliminal door."

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"I'm an atheist and I thank God for it."

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"All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent."

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"Man has, as it were, become a kind of prosthetic God. When he puts on all his auxiliary organs, he is truly magnificent; but those organs have not grown on him and they still give him much trouble at times."

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"God appoints our graces to be nurses to other men's weaknesses."

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"No man ever did, nor ever shall, truly go forth to convert the nations, nor to prophesy in the present state of witnesses against Antichrist, but by the gracious inspiration and instigation of the Holy Spirit of God."

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"If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race."
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