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"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
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"We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

"What sense would it make or what would it benfit a physician if he discovered the origin of the diseases but could not cure or alleviate them?"

"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether."

"Though all afflictions are evils in themselves, yet they are good for us, because they discover to us our disease and tend to our cure."

"The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts."
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"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."


"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
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