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"I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle."
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"I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle."
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"A racing tipster who only reached Hitler's level of accuracy would not do well for his clients."
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"I didn't want to be a slave to any passion anymore. I gave up card playing altogether, even bridge and gambling - more or less. It took me a few years to get out of it."
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"You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair."
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"No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling."
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"I do not support gambling in this state."
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"Yes, I think poker really isn't gambling."
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