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"I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously."
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"One of the greatest challenges in collecting child support is that deadbeat dads move from job to job and state to state. it's hard to keep track of them."
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Personal Development
"The more you stay in this kind of job, the more you realize that a public figure, a major public figure, is a lonely man."
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Personal Development
"If kids come to educators and teachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important."
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Personal Development
"I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job."
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Personal Development
"Masochism is a valuable job skill."
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Personal Development
"I know what my job is: I write the songs, I sing them, I play them on the piano."
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Personal Development
"Sure it's a big job; but I don't know anyone who can do it better than I can."
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Personal Development
"The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon when you are on the battlefield."
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Personal Development
"Writing is an incredibly lonely job."
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Personal Development
"When you've moved past a point where you're just scrambling for jobs, you think about the things that you want to do. And the things that you want to do are governed by what you've seen, what you choose to embrace."
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"One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up."
Night
"I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and... everybody's hot."
Girls
"I really don't like going out anymore. I used to love it, but now it's not fun. I'd rather have friends come over and hot have to worry about crazy people taking pictures."
Love
"I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun."
Life
"I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously."
Job
"My kitchen looks like the one from my childhood - very homey, with a little bit of Alice in Wonderland!"
Childhood
"The Backstreet Boys were so ten years ago. Whatever."
Boys
"When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!"
Paris
"I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white."
Wedding
"I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat."
Funny
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