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"When I was 14 years old, I decided I could cook. It was either that or puberty."
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"You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub."
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"We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing."
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"Old and young disbelieve one another's truths."
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"Old and young, we are all on our last cruise."
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"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."
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"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice."
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"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything."
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"It is better to be young in your failures than old in your successes."
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"I've been performing on stage since I was six years old."
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"I am too old for an eyebrow piercing but too young for an eyebrow lift."
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"My mother had lots and lots of children who didn't survive."
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"Once at the White House I was asked to conduct the Drum and Bugle Corp. The man just handed me the baton and I finished the song. It was great. I got to keep the baton."
Man

"Mel is nuts. He puts on a suit and a tie and acts like a normal person so people think he's okay. He's definitely out in left field. He's got the ambition of a boy."
People

"Sometimes I get a little manic and you can't stop me. I'm all over the place. I have fun."
Fun

"Mr. Brooks and I have been friends forever. He is in seventh heaven with his new success on Broadway."
Success

"There were five writers on Blazing Saddles."
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"Dolly Parton... I love being around that woman! I worked really hard to keep up with her."
Love

"When I was 14 years old, I decided I could cook. It was either that or puberty."
Old

"I'd rather be at home with 12 people around the table."
Home

"I think I was immediately fed, so food became a very important part of my life."
Food
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