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"The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments."
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"I am told that the clinical definition of insanity is the tenancy to do the same thing over and over again and expect different results."
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"We're much more controlled now. We were kids back then, we each had our own demons. It was insanity."
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"The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments."
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"I think if one wants to be in a continual state of insanity one should stay married to that writing partner."
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"We have a mental emergency here. Our noble pal Sevak has just been wickedly divorced by his mind."
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"Worms have crawled up your nose and eaten your wits."
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"You're insane."It'll work."Which does not alter the fact that you are insane."
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"Why can't I solve this problem by killing someone? she though petulantly, then comforted herself with the mantra that had kept her going in prison: 'Soon all the humans will be dead,' she said, droning in the time-honored fashion of gurus everywhere. 'And then Opal will be loved.'And even if I'm not loved, she thought, at least all the humans will be dead."
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"You need a little bit of insanity to do great things."
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"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity."
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"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not."
Irony
"Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after."
Heartbreak
"Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops."
Irony
"It ate a party till someone ends up naked."
Chaos
"Today's problems are yesterday's mistakes coming back to bite you in the ass."
Consequences
"Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same."
Prudence
"The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments."
Insanity
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot."
Insult
"Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes."
Companionship
"You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet."
Absurdity
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