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"The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments."
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"The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments."
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"We're much more controlled now. We were kids back then, we each had our own demons. It was insanity."
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"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity."
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"You're insane."It'll work."Which does not alter the fact that you are insane."
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"I think if one wants to be in a continual state of insanity one should stay married to that writing partner."
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"We have a mental emergency here. Our noble pal Sevak has just been wickedly divorced by his mind."
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"Worms have crawled up your nose and eaten your wits."
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"I am told that the clinical definition of insanity is the tenancy to do the same thing over and over again and expect different results."
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"You can't argue with insanity. You can stare at it, gaping and incredulous, but arguing with it is futile."
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"You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you."
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"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
Peace
"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."
Trust
"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
Aging
"You don't need to be smarter, you just need dumber friends."
Humor
"Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier."
Humor
"Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies."
Friendship
"It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood."
Honesty
"It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine."
Independence
"In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice."
Marriage
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