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"The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments."
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"I am told that the clinical definition of insanity is the tenancy to do the same thing over and over again and expect different results."
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"We have a mental emergency here. Our noble pal Sevak has just been wickedly divorced by his mind."
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"Worms have crawled up your nose and eaten your wits."
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"The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments."
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"You can't argue with insanity. You can stare at it, gaping and incredulous, but arguing with it is futile."
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"We're much more controlled now. We were kids back then, we each had our own demons. It was insanity."
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"I think if one wants to be in a continual state of insanity one should stay married to that writing partner."
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"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity."
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"You need a little bit of insanity to do great things."
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"Why can't I solve this problem by killing someone? she though petulantly, then comforted herself with the mantra that had kept her going in prison: 'Soon all the humans will be dead,' she said, droning in the time-honored fashion of gurus everywhere. 'And then Opal will be loved.'And even if I'm not loved, she thought, at least all the humans will be dead."
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"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
Intelligence
"Sometimes stupid is crime enough."
Judgment
"I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam."
Humor
"Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls."
Chaos
"Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air."
Humor
"Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death."
Knowledge
"Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing."
Sexuality
"I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet."
Peace
"In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life."
Persistence
"There isn't much a pan of warm Brownies and a glass of milk will fix. In less it's low grain prices. Or poverty. Or the national debt. I guess there are a few things, but nothing you have to worry about right this minute."
Comfort
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