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Ambrose Bierce

"Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh."

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"Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh."

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"I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."

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"You know what the Englishman's idea of compromise is? He says, Some people say there is a God. Some people say there is no God. The truth probably lies somewhere between these two statements."

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"Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure."
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"Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm."
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"Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he can't find you."
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"Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding."
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"Curiosity, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul."
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"Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing."
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"Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure."
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"Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for their desolating incursions."
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