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Elayne Boosler

"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."

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Donna Grant

"Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth."

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Donna Grant

"The men who followed Him were unique in their generation. They turned the world upside down because their hearts had been turned right side up. The world has never been the same."

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Donna Grant

"The doctrine that all men are, in any sense, or have been, at any time, free and equal, is an utterly baseless fiction."

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Donna Grant

"There have been many great men that have flattered the people who ne'er loved them."

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Donna Grant

"Poor men's reasons are not heard."

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Donna Grant

"Be noble minded! Our own heart, and not other men's opinions of us, forms our true honor."

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Donna Grant

"All men are tempted. There is no man that lives that can't be broken down, provided it is the right temptation, put in the right spot."

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Donna Grant

"When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung."

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Donna Grant

"Women may fall when there's no strength in men."

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"Men's vows are women's traitors!"

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Elayne Boosler
"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."

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Elayne Boosler
"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."

Men

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Elayne Boosler
"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."

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Elayne Boosler
"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."

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Elayne Boosler
"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."

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Elayne Boosler
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."

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Elayne Boosler
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."

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Elayne Boosler
"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"

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Elayne Boosler
"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."

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Elayne Boosler
"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"

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