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"One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country the American dollar will fall like a stone."
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"In moments of great uncertainty on my travels, I have always felt that something is protecting me, that I will come to no harm."
"Like all great travellers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen."
"I get along with Australians really well. Everyone's usually really cool, and it's always a drag to leave."
"I'm basically for the whole year just traveling with three suitcases."
"Be a true traveller, don't be a temporary tourist."
"Everywhere I travel to, there is my home."
"The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see."
"I am going to the USA to catch sight of a wild porcupine and to give some lectures."
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"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."
"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."
"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"
"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."
"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."
"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
"I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order."
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