top of page
"The difficulty with humourists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't whichever seems likelier to win an effect."
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more Satire quotes

"This nation is like all the others that have been spewed upon the earth - ready to shout for any cause that will tickle its vanity or fill its pocket. What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!"

"I understand we'll be attending your friend Miss Worthington's Christmas ball. Perhaps I'll find a suitable-- which is to say wealthy-- wife among the ladies attending."And perhaps they will run screaming for the convent."
Explore more quotes by John Updike

"A leader is one who, out of madness or goodness, volunteers to take upon himself the woe of the people. There are few men so foolish, hence the erratic quality of leadership in the world."

"A narrative is like a room on whose walls a number of false doors have been painted; while within the narrative, we have many apparent choices of exit, but when the author leads us to one particular door, we know it is the right one because it opens."

"Customs and convictions change; respectable people are the last to know, or to admit, the change, and the ones most offended by fresh reflections of the facts in the mirror of art."

"But for a few phrases from his letters and an odd line or two of his verse, the poet walks gagged through his own biography."

"Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant. Of a teacher and a learner."
bottom of page