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John Updike

"The difficulty with humourists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't whichever seems likelier to win an effect."

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"The difficulty with humourists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't whichever seems likelier to win an effect."

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"Genuinity is mother of stupidity."

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"You cut life to pieces with your epigrams."

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"This nation is like all the others that have been spewed upon the earth - ready to shout for any cause that will tickle its vanity or fill its pocket. What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!"

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"Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality."

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"Silena appeared out of the woods, her sword drawn. Her Aphrodite armour was pink and red, colour coordinated to match her clothes and makeup. She looked like Guerilla Warfare Barbie."

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"The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!"

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"I understand we'll be attending your friend Miss Worthington's Christmas ball. Perhaps I'll find a suitable-- which is to say wealthy-- wife among the ladies attending."And perhaps they will run screaming for the convent."

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"All men are fools, if truth be told, but the ones in motley are more amusing than ones with crowns."

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