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"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems."
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"The problems of this world are only truly solved in two ways: by extinction or duplication."

"You may have numerous answers to your problems, but none can really solve them. Answers are not solutions."

"I like real problems, the human condition - twisted, darker stuff."

"Welcome those big, sticky, complicated problems. In them are your most powerful opportunities."

"For many years my inherited arthritis had given me problems."

"We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem."

"There have been as many investigative reporters on this newspaper working on Clinton's many problems as I can remember there were working on Watergate."

"Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other problems."
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"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end."


"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."


"Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart."


"Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."


"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done."
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