"But a cock does not enter a hen it enters a meow-meow!"

Humor, Truth, Wisdom, Observation

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"But a cock does not enter a hen it enters a meow-meow!"

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"Life can be a real bitch at times and force us to destroy what we created. The important thing is to believe in what we created, to believe in the magic of the moment when we found those people in our lives, keep fighting until life bows down to our wishes and lets them be a part of our existence."

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"That night it did not rain as much in the sky as it did in his heart."

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"I fell, she laughed. I fell hard, she laughed harder. Seeing that I kept falling till I fell in love."

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"All they do is warm their seats for their long tenures and eventually even their seats get dilapidated with the amount of money they hog in illegally and the only way it comes out is by tilting their huge pot-bellied frames to one side and emitting poisonous gases that not only depreciate their beloved seats but also the nation as a whole and then they shout 'Global Warming.' Hallelujah!"

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