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"We...advance toward a state of society in which not only each man but every impulse in each man claims carte blanche."
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Personal Development
"The action or inaction of any government does not negate the Personal Responsibility of the citizens."
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Personal Development
"If you have any hate in your heart, you will not be able to create a society that is just."
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Personal Development
"The journey of every ignorant and obedient society always ends up in the same place: In the desert!"
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Personal Development
"In every city you go, you will come across men of different kinds and you are the one to choose where your to belong."
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Personal Development
"The only soap of a dirty society is the clean men, only the clean can wash the grimy!"
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Personal Development
"What the new government of Nigeria and other African governments must do, is to start a massive reorientation campaign in the culture of the dignity of labour."
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Personal Development
"To Have Thousands Transformed In The Society Is To Lack Unity."
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Personal Development
"Labor law violations are alive and well in the USA."
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Personal Development
"We understand the ordinary business of living, We know how to work the machine."
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"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."
Religion
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."
Disease
"The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'"
Intelligence
"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out."
Drugs
"This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air."
June
"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
Bible
"The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it."
People
"New Rule: America has every right ot bitch about gas prices suddenly shooting up. How could we have known? Oh, wait, there was that teensy, tiny thing about being warned constantly over the last forty years but still creating more urban sprawl, failing to build public transport, buying gas-guzzlers, and voting for oil company shills. So, New Rule: Shut the fuck up about gas prices."
Society
"We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!"
Society
"New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, Halloween isn't a time to push your beliefs. You don't see me handing out pot to kids...Okay, well not the little kids."
Satire
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