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"The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor."

"In our heads we're all about 33 years old."

"You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub."

"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice."

"It is only the modern that ever becomes old-fashioned."

"It is better to be young in your failures than old in your successes."

"We are who we're going to be when we're very old, and when we're very old we are who we were when we were 8."

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"Every old poem is sacred."

"Old foxes want no tutors."

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"We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes."

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"He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul."

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