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"You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub."
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"Old and young disbelieve one another's truths."
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"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice."
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"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything."
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"It is better to be young in your failures than old in your successes."
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"I was sympathetic to virtually all groups that wanted to get away from the old system."
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"There's still is a status-quo group at City Hall who likes things done the old way, behind closed doors."
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"Old soldiers never die; they just fade away."
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"Everybody is doing the same old thing."
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"There are more old drunkards than old physicians."
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"He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul."
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"He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask."
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"My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone."
Goal

"The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor."
Sports

"I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset."
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"We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes."
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"These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels."
Old

"What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?"
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"It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking."
Humor
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