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"We have to stop the propaganda, the shameful propaganda used by Kremlin to rehabilitate these old types."
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"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
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"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice."
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"That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers."
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"Old foxes want no tutors."
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"It is only the modern that ever becomes old-fashioned."
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"All you hear Catholics turning out these days are pop versions of the old Protestant anthems."
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"Next to the young, I suppose the very old are the most selfish."
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"No one longs to live more than someone growing old."
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"I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level."
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"These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels."
Old
"The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor."
Sports
"We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes."
Mistake
"He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul."
Humor
"I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset."
Control
"He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask."
Humor
"What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?"
Media
"It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking."
Humor
"My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone."
Goal
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