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"The surest guide to the correctness of the path that women take is joy in the struggle. Revolution is the festival of the oppressed."
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"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"The battle for the individual rights of women is one of long standing and none of us should countenance anything which undermines it."
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"Unless we include a job as part of every citizen's right to autonomy and personal fulfillment, women will continue to be vulnerable to someone else's idea of what need is."
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"Because I have work to care about, it is possible that I may be less difficult to get along with than other women when the double chins start to form."
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"Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers."
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"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."
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"A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them, the better they be."
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"The most mediocre of males feels himself a demigod as compared with women."
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"Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia."
Lie
"It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it."
Courtesy
"If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon."
Life
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
Cure
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive."
Man
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
Food
"The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves."
Man
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
Fish
"Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil."
Actor
"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."
Food
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