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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."
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"The present offers fresh opportunities."
"Always you can find what you want, if you search enough times."
"The opportunity to secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself."
"God has made the provision for every man on earth to be equally endowed with the currency time."
"The window of opportunity is always open, just you have to find it."
"Opportunities that always fail need change, else they will continue to keep failing till the future have its end."
"Don't only think of which job to get and live on. Think about which problem to solve and the jobs will keep suggesting themselves."
"When you are ready, every door will open automatically for you."
"Losing your job gives you access to time."
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"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."
"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."
"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"
"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."
"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."
"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
"I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order."
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