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"You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How about a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. And neither one of those is Mexico."
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"People who lost their mother should be careful about committing crime, because probably no one else is praying to save you."
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"My mother wanted me to be a concert pianist."
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"The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name."
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"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."
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"I loved my mother, she's a good girl."
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"Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mother."
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"Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse."
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"My mother couldn't have been happier when I said I was moving to New York."
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"I remember all too well the premiere of Ecstasy when I watched my bare bottom bounce across the screen and my mother and father sat there in shock."
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"I punched my mother out once."
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"You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How about a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. And neither one of those is Mexico."
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"Give me civilization. I don't want to be pampered."
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"Waitressing - by far the worst job ever created."
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