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"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school."
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"Use your greatness, love, and kindness to change the world."
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"Identify darkness in the society and find ways to help illuminate it."
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"Everything is only a transition."
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"Every misfortune is a fortune."
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"You are born with the power to change your life by simply changing your thoughts."
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"People tend to resist a change into something new and different.But after it's succeded, they easily say that the change is a must."
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"To change the action, change thoughts first."
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"By changing-we become what we always wanted to be."
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"We must remember that we cannot change others, we can only change ourselves."
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"To introduce to people a radically difference paradigm for life is to give the best response."
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"I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games."
Basketball
"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school."
Change
"You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage."
Talk
"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
Funny
"They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle."
Fun
"By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live."
Time
"It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it."
Truth
"I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing."
Heart
"Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it."
Feelings
"But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough."
Funny
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