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"If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account."
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"As much as I transferred my mother to Elizabeth Shore of The Black Dahlia, as much as her dad mutated into an obsession with crime in general, well, I have thought about other things throughout the years."
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"Perhaps because my relationship with my father went through such a long, bumpy time, it's been very important for me to work to try to keep lines of communication open between my sons and myself to try to avoid my father's mistakes. At least if you're making mistakes, make different mistakes."
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"A daughter is a rainbow - a curve of light through scattered mist that lifts the spirit with her prismatic presence. Is a shadow - a reminder of something brilliant ducking out of sight, too easily drawn away. She is an aria, swelling within the concern chamber, an echo reverberating across a miniature sea. She is a secret, whispered, a hint of what we cannot know until it finds us. She is a sliver of her father, a shard of her mother. A daughter is a promise, kept."
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"But, as my mother used to tell me, two wrongs don't make a right. But I soon figured out that three left turns do."
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"There's nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more . . . secure."
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"That great Cathedral space which was childhood."
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"Here is the real domino theory - gay man to gay man, bisexual man to straight woman, addict mother to newborn baby, they all fall down and someday it will come to you."
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"Happy or unhappy, families are all mysterious. We have only to imagine how differently we would be described - and will be, after our deaths - by each of the family members who believe they know us."
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"Mrs. Binnie says we throw out more with a spoon than the men can be bringing in with a shovel...Binnie-like. Our men like the good living. And what if we don't be having too much money, Patsy dear? Sure and we do have lashings of things no money could be buying. There'll be enough squeezed out for Cuddles when the time comes. The Good Man Above will be seeing to that."
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"Parents are always more knowledgeable than their children, and children are always smarter than their parents."
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"Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us."
Love
"So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom."
Destiny
"Married life is an existence with bars around it."
Life
"If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account."
Family
"Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged."
Marriage
"Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex."
Sex
"I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that."
Media
"Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic."
Effort
"Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic."
Work
"A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts."
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