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Jay Mohr

"Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing."

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"Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing."

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"Hobbits!' he thought. 'Well, what next? I have heard of strange doings in this land, but I have seldom heard of a hobbit sleeping out of doors under a tree. Three of them! There's something mighty queer behind this.' He was quite right, but he never found out any more about it."

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