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"He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian."
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"I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression."
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"There isn't any doubt I'm stuck in stress and depression."
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"We all know pain doesn't exist without some coexisting depression."
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"Not since the Depression has the state been this dry, have our rivers been this low, our water table this low, and our reservoirs this low."
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"When I was in Philadelphia during the Depression in 1930 or '31, I got a very sad job as a night watchman in a garage. The cars in the garage had been abandoned by their owners, since they had lost their jobs and couldn't keep up the payments."
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"I want to escape from myself. For when I do start up and stare myself seedily in the face, as happens to be my case at present, my blankness is inconceivable--indescribable--my misery amazing."
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"Well, I did know - but I just wanted the day to pass and the next day to come and then I wanted that one to pass. It was a horrible cycle. I felt so close to having to pack the game in."
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"Depression is close to me, but suicide hasn't been."
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"Much of what we called "depression" was really dissatisfaction, a result of setting a bar impossibly high or expecting treasures we weren't willing to work for."
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"I imagine there's a market for total depression. I grew up on George Jones and that really dark stuff."
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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
People
"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
Love
"Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words."
Humor
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
God
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."
Parenting
"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
Food
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
Life
"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."
Education
"Tradition is the illusion of permanance."
Illusion
"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
Illusion
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