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"I try to write parts for women that are as complicated and interesting as women actually are."
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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
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"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay."
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"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."
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"Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine."
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"My mother was a good recreational cook, but what she basically believed about cooking was that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you."
Family
"Beware of men who cry. It's true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own."
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"I try to write parts for women that are as complicated and interesting as women actually are."
Woman
"What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you."
Family
"My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next."
Life
"The desire to get married, which - I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again."
Woman
"As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date."
Man
"Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be."
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"I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive."
People
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