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"We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out."
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"If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you."
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"We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out."
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"Roger became a part of me, and when he went off the deep end and became a mad snake, I felt sorry for him."
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"At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one's lost self."
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"If one looks at the different problems of the integral calculus which arise naturally when one wishes to go deep into the different parts of physics, it is impossible not to be struck by the analogies existing."
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"Anybody singing the blues is in a deep pit yelling for help."
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"Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same cheap it's been."
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"I was able to interpret the difference between the sharp, quick sound and the slow, deep sound of percussion and manipulate it, get a third sound out of things, if the beats were rapid enough."
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"Exact information about the functional significance of the deep sections of the brain is only obtained by working through the brain histologically in serial section."
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"I'm the guy they used to call Deep Throat."
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"There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky."
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"You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school."
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"To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap."
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"As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers."
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"We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second."
Nature

"The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge."
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"We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out."
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"Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had."
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"My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever."
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"The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs."
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