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"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice."
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"Life is defined by time and seasons."
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"Any moment which is not captured is loss in the events of time."
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"Sometimes I feel like if you just watch things, just sit still and let the world exist in front of you - sometimes I swear that just for a second time freezes and the world pauses in its tilt. Just for a second. And if you somehow found a way to live in that second, then you would live forever."
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"The sacred-time determines the due events."
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"Time is thought."
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"Time is life."
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"Time is life. Time for birth, time for death."
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"Because of the past, so many people are living in the past! No one is free from the past, but we are free to choose to move from the past into the present or stay in the past, though we live in the present!"
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"A great difference between the womb and the tomb is the w and the t! We waist great and precious time as we journey from the womb to the tomb, in the end we shall remember the w and the t! Hmm! The wasted time!"
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"The sacred time defined the sacred-moment."
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"I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer."
Purpose
"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl."
Building
"The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins."
Trust
"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it."
Life
"And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West."
Society
"Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting."
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"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes."
Religion
"It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent."
Travel
"If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland."
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"The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television."
Television
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