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"Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else will."
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"If we can really understand the problem, the answer will come out of it, because the answer is not separate from the problem."
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"Over the next four years, I will continue to listen to different views and accept different suggestions."
"Don't wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater."
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"I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper."
"Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage."
"It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!"
"Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck."
"The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it."
"They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee."
"You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes."
"In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world."
"Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol."
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